You are! Remember that time you scampered home mid-day looking disheveled and covered in unspeakable things or that time you showed your family jewels and hugged the toilet for a couple of hours after too much chardonnay? It was very becoming.
Our products currently come in North American sizes small, medium, large and x-large and are meant to be form-fitting. Lets break that down even further:
Small: 28-30 inch waist
Medium: 31-33 inch waist
Large: 34-36 inch waist
XL: 37-39 inch waist
Our philosophy is that the customer isn’t always right. But, neither are we. So let’s talk about it.
All of our products are listed and charged in USD. The conversion application is for informational purposes only.
*Canadian Residents will be charged and billed in CAD after conversion.
Would you buy from us if you knew there was some possibility that some stranger’s nuts were in your underwear before yours were? Some of you might (and it’s okay), but that’s just you. For the majority of people, fresh trumps funky, so for that reason we do not do returns and exchanges on underwear and lounge-wear. In the unlikely event that we send you an incorrect order, or there is a manufacturer’s defect on the underwear, we will throw that rule out the window.
If you managed to snag a top or bottom outside of our underwear category and wish to receive a different size or a credit, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org to start the process. Dirt Squirrel is not responsible for any return shipping charges.
All of our products are currently shipped through UPS and processing of your order takes approximately 1-3 business days from date of purchase.
There are several delivery options available at checkout based on your shipping needs.
UPS does not ship to PO boxes and your order will be sent through Canada Post if you have this listed as a delivery address. UPS does not currently ship to Guam and Puerto Rico.
We have flat rate shipping for the US ($7.99) and Canada ($9.99). Expedited options are available for $19.99
International orders will be sent out via Canada Post and costs are calculated at checkout based on weight.
All Canadian and US orders $75 and above (before tax) qualify for FREE shipping.
Of course! Dirt Squirrel now ships worldwide – join the revolution and check out what we’re wearing.
Just here for now, so go grab daddy’s plastic.
For any serious business inquiries please feel free to contact us at email@example.com
We’ll find you!