What is a Dirt Squirrel?

You are! Remember that time you scampered home mid-day looking disheveled and covered in unspeakable things or that time you showed your family jewels and hugged the toilet for a couple of hours after too much chardonnay? It was very becoming. Keep displaying those moral inconsistencies, honey.

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